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Everybody   screamed,   when  I  kissed  the  teacher 
 
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And  the  must  have  thought  they  dreamed 
 
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When  I  kissed  the  teacher.  All  my  friends  at  school 
 
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They  had  never  seen  the  teacher  blush  
 
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He  looked  like  a   fool,     nearly  petrified  cause  he 
 
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Was  taken  by  surprise ?  When  I  kissed  the  teacher 
 
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Couldn't  quite  believe  his  eyes,  when  I  kissed  the  teacher 
 
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My  whole  class  went  wild,   as  I  held  my  breath 
 
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The  world  stood  still  but  then  he  just  smiled,  I  was  in 
 
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The  seventh  heaven  when  I  kissed  the  teacher. 
 
 
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One  of  these  days                            gonna  tell  him 
 
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I  dream  of  him  every  night 
 
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One  of  these  days                gonna  show  him  I  care 
 
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Gonna  teach  him  a   lesson  alright. 
 
 
I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher.  Suddenly I took the chance, when I kissed the teacher.  
Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry.  And I couldn't help it I just had to kiss the teacher. 
 
What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher.  All my sense had flown away, when I kissed the teacher.  
My whole class went wild, as I held my breath the world stood still and he just smiled.  I was in the 7th heaven when I kissed the teacher.