F       Am/E              Eb°
 It's a God-awful small affair
        D7                 Gm
To the girl with the mousy hair
        Bb/F             C
But her mummy is yelling no
         C7                    F
And her daddy has told her to go

F       Am/E                      Cm
 But her friend is nowhere to be seen
        D7                         Gm
Now she walks through her sunken dream
         Bb/F                  C
To the seat with the clearest view
         C7
And she's hooked to the silver screen

Ab        Ab7M/E               Fm
 But the film is a saddening bore
          Gb                     Db
For she's lived it ten times, or more
           Db7M/A               Bbm
She could spit in the eyes of fools
        Db7
As they ask her to focus on

Bb       Eb
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Gm        Gb7M                   F
 Oh, man! look at those cavemen go
Fm                    Cm7
 It's the freakiest show
Ebm7                 Bb
 Take a look at the lawman
Eb
Beating up the wrong guy
Gm        Gb7M                    F
 Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
Fm                          Cm7
 He's in the best selling show
Ebm7               Gm  Gb7M  Bb/F  Em7(5-)
 Is there life on Mars?

[Solo] F  F#°  Gm  G#°
       Am  Bb  Bbm

F          Am/E              A°
 It's on America's tortured brow
             D7                  Gm
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
         Bb/F                     C
Now the workers have struck for fame
        C7
'Cause Lennon's on sale again

F          Am/E                 Cm
 See the mice in their million hordes
             D7             Gm
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
         Bb/F              C
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
        C7
To my mother, my dog, and clowns

Ab        Ab7M/E               Fm
 But the film is a saddening bore
           Gb                  Db
'Cause I wrote it ten times, or more
           Db7M/A       Bbm
It's about to be writ again
        Db7
As I ask you to focus on

Bb       Eb
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Gm        Gb7M                   F
 Oh, man! look at those cavemen go
Fm                    Cm7
 It's the freakiest show
Ebm7                 Bb
 Take a look at the lawman
Eb
Beating up the wrong guy
Gm        Gb7M                    F
 Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
Fm                          Cm7
 He's in the best selling show
Ebm7               Gm  Gb7M  Bb/F  Em7(5-)
 Is there life on Mars?

[Final] F  F#°  Gm  G#° 
        Am  Bb  Bbm  F